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The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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