Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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