I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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