let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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