Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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