sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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