I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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