Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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