So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
