so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize
