Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize