I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
honey bunches of taint.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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