The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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