Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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