so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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