spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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