Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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