i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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