i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize