Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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