these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm eating all of the evidence.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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