I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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