No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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