I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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