if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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