Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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