how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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