Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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