Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
