From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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