Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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