ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
