is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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