I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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