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Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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