Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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