Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Did we literally take a cab across the street
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
