Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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