I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Randomize
