got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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