i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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