ugly people sure do ruin things
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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