i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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