4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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