I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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