im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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