I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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