How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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