Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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