...so i touched it.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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