Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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