1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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