just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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