HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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