jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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