I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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