even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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