You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
