you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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