We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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